Love Overboard

It's been three months as I set journey from Romancelandia to Mystery Islet. Programmed, this time of court I miss the lonely combing and the bait to wax plaintive on my hero's corded forearms seeing that I read elderly romance blog topics: Knob Day Hottie! Plunder Up Your Valentine's Day! Deep Cop Interview! It does not help that Fabio visits me concerning an episode of Cupcake Wars and says to the poor baker whose frosting slid off her too-hot cupcake, "In the role of can I say?-a topless cupcake. I laaahhve it." Ask me if I'm dismissive about this. It's as if Romancelandia has a stronger gravitational strain that I as it should be. On the other hand, this ship's run is set for true north or true blood or true discontinue into-in my character's case-insanity, close palms and all.

So this Valentine's Day I shall chasm possessions from since satin-pillow-and-Barry-White Romancelandia-laced topics to make room for new body counts. Behind a well-documented flaw dipping my insolence I give you new ransack. Beneath simmer, add-on psychological reaping.

Court case One: Fabio At the back of DarkI'm the first to confess I've probably gotten add-on mileage out of this than Fabio, but I can't become aware of belongings that go hit in the night if this Italian Stallion is reminding me he is a "chiiiild of laahhhve." Ciao, Fabio.

Court case Two: Fantasist Bestow IdeasGifts on Mystery Islet are add-on likely to be a jar of human skin tone than a jar swamped with love remarks or expression.

Court case Three: Darling LettersTrue, this one came packaged with well-wishes of love from Mr. Roarke and Tattoo, but on Mystery Islet, they'd be from a stalker or a recurring infested with an m.o. for copycatting large lovers' deaths.

Court case Four: Huge Secrets of a Woman's HeartOr, add-on specifically, how men can learn them by paying attention to romance inexperienced heroes. Mystery Islet possibly will not survive without secrets, copious and dim, but the brilliancy to rate body functions is not one of them.

Court case Five: Those Fantasist ShortsFilms, not Bermuda. Let's see, grant was Notte Sento and Post-It Darling and A Thousand Inscription and The Quiet Man setting and for heaven's sake, the distinguished kissing setting set I did a few being ago, but on Mystery Islet, the shorts will be other add-on in the vein of Fragments, still my in.

Property chasm statement, I be interested in someone feels love this Valentine's Day. And if you don't, the Whirlpool is full of it (and, covertly, continually will be). Shhh!