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Can I Have A Hand Job


Can I Have A Hand Job
When I was 20 or 21, myself and two of my friends were in line at Taco Bell at about 9:00pm or so. This was a fairly common routine for us - a bean burrito with green sauce - inexpensive and filling.

I was behind my two friends. A woman in her 30's or 40's approached me:

"Excuse me sir" she said.

"Yeah" I replied.

"There are some suspicious looking people outside, I'm a little scared to go out there - would you mind walking me to my car"

I do not know why, but what she asked rubbed me the wrong way. However; I escorted the woman to her car.

There were some teenagers on skateboards, getting rowdy, performing wild stunts, and throwing bottles from the dumpster against a wall.

When I returned to the restaurant, I was thinking about all the crap I was hearing in college:

"The only thing any man wants is to get into a woman's pants".

"The reason men are allegedly in their 'sexual prime' in their teen years is so they can get young women pregnant and prevent those women from obtaining careers".

"Men only want to selfishly exploit women".

I thought to myself, "Holy crap - that woman just selfishly exploited me".

There was nothing in what she asked me to do - for me. Nothing at all. She had no reservations about doing it - in fact, from her demeanor, she expected me to do it - if I had said no, I would have been a "jerk", "creep", "pig" etc...

I then thought, "What if I had asked her for a hand-job"?

Would I have gotten slapped? Would she have started yelling at me?

Or - would she have given me one in her car? I doubt it.

I was doing so horrible with women (read here, here and here). Why? Well, according to them, I was "out of their league", "unattractive", "a nerd", "not interesting" etc...

There I was, standing in line at Taco Bell.

From Zero to Hero in 0 seconds flat.

From a pig that wants only to selfishly exploit women (according to the institute of HIGHER LEARNING I was attending), a nerd, a creep, ugly, unattractive piece of garbage, to an honorable man willing to risk his safety for one in a set of people who typically would not give him the time of day.

Amazing!

NEVER AGAIN.



Credit: dating-for-black-men.blogspot.com

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